Miscellaneous (RPGs in general)

[SageGenesis]

4chan.

It's not just trolls and lolcats there.

[voh]

Seemingly, it's trolls, lolcats and Frostburn

[Jazzper-11]

pimpdroid represent! =)

[SageGenesis]

The legend of... the Head of Vecna!

(Think about that one for a moment.)

[Jazzper-11]

hahaha! That's awesome! =D

[SageGenesis]

The stupidest D&D monsters ever, part 1.
The stupidest D&D monsters ever, part 2.

[nar]

ah, yes, i've read these good fun

Quote: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. Nothing can be trusted. If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead. Think I'm exaggerating? Wait until I show you the monster that kills you by becoming your pants and tricking you into putting them on.

[MaszaH]

damn that was al lot of silly

[Jazzper-11]

I just think the dung snake is hillarious. =)

[AlfaGirl]

^_^ amusing

[SageGenesis]

I'll just leave this here.

[JLT*]

ghehehehe

[(me) Melchior]

nice

[goldylox]

Hmm flailsnale ^^

[SageGenesis]

This is a little song I made in honor of GMs everywhere. The bad kind, that is.



"Nerf It"
(On the tune of Micheal Jackson's "Beat it")

The psychic fucks your plot because he is a seer
You need to railroad because the dungeon's here
Their dice are too hot and the rules are not clear
So nerf it, just nerf it.

The last delve was the worst that you ran
Didn't kill a one, you are losing SAN
You sent in a tank, but their swords are from Japan
So nerf it, but you wanna be bad

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right
Just nerf it, nerf it
Just nerf it, nerf it
Just nerf it, nerf it
Just nerf it, nerf it

He made a new thief but says her name is Anne
Don't wanna see a girl, he should play a man
You wanna kill her dead, better do what you can
So nerf it, just nerf it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playing with their lives, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll hate you, then they beg you,
Then they'll tell you it's unfair
So nerf it, but you wanna be bad

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right
Just nerf it, nerf it
Nerf it, nerf it, nerf it

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right
Just nerf it, nerf it
Nerf it, nerf it, nerf it

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how cheesy and wrong is your fight
It doesn't matter if they are right

Just nerf it, nerf it, nerf it, nerf it
No one wants to be defeated
Just nerf it, nerf it
Nerf it, nerf it, nerf it

[Tiamat]

Belphanior Wrote:I'll just leave this here.

That is actually a recent char of mine in a nutshell

[SageGenesis]

New Iron Kingdoms RPG confirmed.

[JLT*]

[SageGenesis]

Also confirmed: Leverage, the RPG.

Didn't see that one coming...

[AlfaGirl]

WANNA!!!!

Yes, fan of show. But I don't want to run it, I wann play it... but I'll buy the book if anyone's interested...

edit: darnit, good ol' Elliot looks horrible on that cover...

[nar]

Belphanior Wrote:New Iron Kingdoms RPG confirmed.

^^

[SageGenesis]

On RPG.net somebody posted a campaign idea that I had to share.

RPGnet Wrote:So, you're a member of the Xalion, an alien race that makes first contact with other races, to get them ready to join a multigalactic alliance of worlds. However, in all your documents from other exploration teams, there's this one planet in the SK system that has been marked "No-fly."

How bad can this "Earth" be? According to the records, they've launched a probe that just recently left their solar system. They've harnessed the power of the atom, for war and for power generation. They have signals from their communications array reaching out even to the Horsehead nebula. Right now they seem split by tribal lines, but as you've seen in the past, getting them to join the alliance causes tribal lines to vanish in favor of a planetary identity.

So you pack up a ship with your best ambassadors and fly to just beyond the range of their satellites. You send your first ambassador, along with his troop of "Architects" to rural Ing-land. Here's as good a place to start as any.

Your first ambassador reveals that at first, he thought the women of the planet were all named "Aiieee." until the translator masks revealed that this was an expression of terror. He sent his Architects to help rebuild a city that had been destroyed by a hailstorm. And that's when he ran into them.

A group of five humans in color-coded outfits, calling themselves the Earth Defense Squadron. They attacked the Architects with energy weapons and martial arts, causing them to explode. And you know that the architects simply DO NOT explode.

Maybe it was a misunderstanding. You send your ambassador to talk to this Earth Defense Squadron. And you listen in as he discovers that, no, it was not a misunderstanding. These warriors are complete xenophobes, who would rather destroy aliens than have a polite conversation. You get ready to recall your ambassador, when the Defense Squadron crosses the line.

They attack your ambassador with a weapon that scrambles his biochemistry, enlarging him to 500 feet tall and driving him berserk. In response to this "threat" they call forth an incredibly impractical looking, yet fully functional war mecha. With a brutal slash from their oversized blade, your ambassador explodes, reduced to particulate matter.

With technology such as this, Earth would make a great addition to the alliance. However, the EDS are now taking credit for stopping the first wave of an alien invasion. They murdered a diplomatic envoy, and are treated as heroes for it.

So, that's where you stand. In this setting, the sentai team are the bad guys, and the aliens are the good guys.

It would be a high-lethality game, where in sentai tradition, one "monster" dies per week.
PC's would be a group of these monstrous looking ambassadors and their teams of architect minions trying to A)Discredit the EDS B)Initiate diplomatic contact with the people of Earth and C)Survive long enough to see this No-fly planet join the alliance.

How would you go about it?

For those who don't know what sentai is: basically, the Power Rangers and groups of that kind.

I am amused by the idea that peaceful but misunderstood aliens try to initiate diplomatic relations but are continually thwarted by five color-coded maniacs.

[nar]

^^ cool stuff

[(me) Melchior]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/v...-the-Party

adult film performers, strippers and a hairdresser are people too

"when you last finished Connie had just gotten into a bar fight, Frankie set the bar on fire and the rest of you killed people"

[Jazzper-11]

I'm gonna take a gamble and save that one for after work... =)