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So we've thinking about doing this for a long time. We've been keeping track of our weekly quotes for months now.. and now we shall finally post some! Grin

hope you find them as hilarious as we do! and we hope you will post your own quotes as well!

Iron Kingdoms Wednesday evenings!

Arik: Ik weet nu wat mijn character concept is.. Ik wou dat ik 2 lesbo's was dan kon ik samen spelen.

Arik tegen Mas over Rosa: face it girl, you

don't underestimate the cosmic power of french toast!
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05-07-2008 21:25:21
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Quote:Ben en Jelte: while the train is falling into a ravine: Ben: how do you feel about dozens of people fall to their death. Jelte: I cast morrow

"I think I'll have seconds.."

-Chronomangor; Eater of Time. ∞
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Arise! Thread of... almost eight years ago? Christ I'm so old...

Anyway, I remembered that this thing exists. Let's make it a good habit to write down all of our bad quotes. If you've got old ones, share them. If you've got now ones, no matter what game they're from, share them too.

To kick-start, let me just copy-paste other people's weird but funny quotes they've been sharing elsewhere. As inspiration.



"Look, all I'm saying is someone needs to masturbate into Apep's Coffee. It's worked before!"

*With hand down pants* "One, two, three four... Nope, they're all there. Not that a testicle is worth more than fifty dollars anyway."

"I breathe on the Elf."
"She Faints."

"Right so, after a successful heist you've got half a ton of compressed, waxed underwear, half a ton of compressed, waxed socks, and a crate of assorted computer parts."
"Woo! I spend the socks for favors, and I give the underwear to the client!"

"I run into the cloud of vampire and go *SNOOOOOOORT*."

"Okay, I don't care if it's how you got your powers, no doing lines of vampire on my coffee table."

"You are widely considered the third worst James Bond."
"Woo! Suck it Brosnan!"

"I'm not the one who woke the Utilitarian Death Robots."

"My Master trained me in the Ancient Art Of Pillow Fights!"

"No! Not the teddy bears!"

"Weasels! Weasels in the temple brother!"


"All our best plans lately have involved drugging the engineer. I see no reason to change a working tactic."

"If he manages to seduce something from the mineral kingdom now, he's collected the full set."

"No! You cannot take a doggie bag of your god home with you!"

"Someone's gonna catch dutch elm disease, that's all I'm saying."

"I'm not responsible! That was clearly a burning pigeon arrow!"

"What, so now every owl you see that happens to be on fire is going to be my fault?"

"Have you been taking levels in stupid?"

"I've thought of a way to improve his horse. -- Don't look at me like that, I'm just going to paint a racing stripe on it."

"Oh my god, it's a spell of Summon Brewery! I must have that."

"Is it actually necrophilia if they're still moving?"

"Are they sexy velociraptors?"

"You can repair a mountain, right?"



"Look, this group still has 200% more clowns than it did an hour ago, so I don't want to hear any more bitching."

"She'll be fine. Bimbos bounce."

"A staked vampire has the shelf life of a Twinkie!"
"Still not a good reason to keep one in the basement!"

"I say we swap their brains."
"Hmm, Interesting. Would that swap be psychic or surgical?"
"Well, I'm not a psychic!"
"Last time I checked, you're not a brain surgeon either!"
"I CAN SWAP A BRAIN IF I WANT TO!"

"Why are you crying like a little girl?
"It's my super power!"

"They had me lifting tuna, and I can't do a tuna to kilograms conversion in my head."

"Guess I'll just have to bugger him!"

"Sometimes I feel that I might possess the spirit of a Civil War gentleman."
"Kid, you weren't even alive for the invention of Reebok Pumps."

"I am the master of all I survey!"
"Maybe so, but you're short and the horizon's awfully close."

"This place offends four out of five senses!"
"Yeah, pretty great, huh?"

"Alright, drink this. Excellent. Now, in about ten seconds you should be able to speak Chinese, unless I mangled that last Enochian dipthong, in which case you'll most likely violently shit yourself." (Pause) "Jolly good, Chinese it is!"

"Life sucks and then you die."
"At what point in that process do you become a disembodied stucco head?"
"Shut up and get back in the bag."

"THERE IS NO MEATLOAF, THERE IS ONLY ZUUL!"
"Dude, you have got to clean out your refrigerator once in a while."

"Right now, our country looks like an ice cream cone on a map, which is just unacceptable. We need to invade this neighboring country so we can make it look like a turkey leg instead."

"Luigi, so far all you've managed to do tonight is drive badly and run slowly! How in the hell can you be this slow? You're wearing a fucking tracksuit, you Mafia piece of shit!"

"He is the world's most interesting hobo."

"So, exactly how firm is your plan?"
(Long pause) "...Gelatinous?"



"What's with you and cannibalism tonight?"

"When you have a weasel hanging off your neck, I'd like to see you remain calm!"

"He's on a goat, I'm on foot. I can't catch him."

"Laurana used to be an ornithologist. Now she's a bacon bit."

"Seven cubic feet of Spam is nothing to dick around with."

"Last time we messed with gypsies, we got locked in the sewer."

"Take no actions while I befriend the buffalo."

"Do you want me to be a little animal in your pocket?"

"OK, you have a wet gargoyle on your back."

"Well, their efforts often harbor the chance of the universe imploding or something, but for the most part, they're dependable."

"He's gonna release the thingy... that's going to devour cities. Not people... ciiiitiiiies..."

"We externally hemorrhage quite a bit."

"So they'll provide a distraction for the fifteen hundred hobgoblins while we sneak in."

"Touch the speaking pain bird! Touch it!"

What you need to understand about the apocalypse is that you aren't Mad Max. You're part of the skull pyramid in the background.
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Oh god, these made my day some much better... love. It!

don't underestimate the cosmic power of french toast!
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From Anima:

"Thief-Monkey! You're going to have to take the fall for this one!"
[French Accent] "Of course. Thief-Monkey carries all ze burdens of ze world."

What you need to understand about the apocalypse is that you aren't Mad Max. You're part of the skull pyramid in the background.
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